biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

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parks-and-rex:

looking-for-my-yellow-bird:

ruinedchildhood:

sauvamente:

geodude:

goawfma:

whos mans

Omfg

Matthew 26:41 😧

Pastor:

Originally posted by kane52630

My city lol

when he about to enter the gates of heaven and somebody screams “CHECK THE TWEETS GOD”

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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silkjpg:

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

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anxi-ous:

I just want to travel the world and kiss you a lot.

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hoofbitch:

just-another-secret-gaygent:

mandatalks:

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

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How your brain *thinks* the cosplay is gonna look:

scoobydoomistakes:

How it actually ends up looking:

romcommunist:

ollivander:

whats the mood for mid-april

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suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Originally posted by mrthisbody

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femininenachos:

rainboflg:

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I’ve discovered ‘Nailed It’, a new Netflix baking show hosted by Nicole Byers, in which less-than-skilled home bakers compete in recreating fancy cakes in a bid to win $10,000.  It’s like reverse Bake Off and it’s hilarious.

Some quality TV at last…

This just went straight to the front of my Netflix queue.

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